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Sales Memes

A meme a day helps keep the sales stress away! We have one of the largest selections of sales memes online to help break up the daily pressures selling can bring. If you have created any sales related memes and would like us to feature it here on our site and on social channels, contact us.

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sales meme the moment the conversation moves to payment options
Lets start with the long number through the middle of your card!

sales meme when the sales team are waiting for the new headsets to be delivered
I feel like this is part of me now! I’ll keep it!

sales meme when sales reps start giving each other nicknames the sniper
I’ll be the Ninja!

sales meme when you already have two of the six sales you need to hit target
I can smell the commission cheque already!

sales meme hey do atheists go to hell no how about prospects that don't answer the phone straight to hell to the boiler room of hell all the way down
100% and then ones that don’t reply!

sales meme when the sales manager asks how the cold calls are going
I might need a shower after this though boss!

sales meme when you get your paycheck and see how much tax they took
This can’t be right it must be Kens paycheck by mistake!

sales meme buyer's expectation buyer's budget
Yea no I’m afraid those toilet rolls don’t fire rockets!

sales meme when you didn't do your research and not one of the prospects are interested in what you're offering
Definitely not what I was expecting, but I’ll have a beer while I’m here!

sales meme my coworkers when the prospects hangs up on me in the middle of my pitch